I caught another mouse in the garage. In the car- not so much. And yet again, in the car there was a cracker on the outside and NO FUCKING TRAP! I looked under the seats, between the seats- where I noticed that the traps weren't the only thing this fucking vermin was rearranging. I found a moth ball (which was in the drivers side cupholder) underneath the front passenger seat. Son of a bitch! That fucking rat bastard! I don't want to use poison because I'm afraid that it will work, but the mouse will crawl into it's hidey hole before it croaks, and then I'd be left with a rotting mouse carcass somewhere in my vehicle. This whole ordeal gives me the neebie jeebies. I get all shivery- the kind of shivery you get when you're scared of something and not sure if you'll be able to escape. What the hell does a girl have to do to get rid of an obviously smart magician mouse?! Seriously. Ideas anyone? Updated to say: I am bolting down the traps tomorrow. Duct tape, velcro, super glue- let's see houdini make it disappear then!
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18 January 2008
Still There
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The Supreme High Ruler of the W. Household
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Labels: Help me get rid of this mouse, how the hell do I fix this, Rodent Copperfield, unwanted passengers, vanishing traps, vermin stowaways
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